It’s a Beautiful Day

Nothing like some nitrous oxide and Novocaine to make everything seem wonderful.  Yep, my oft-put oral surgery was performed this morning.  I just knew that the hardest part of the procedure was going to be just waking up in time.  Apparently the surgeon is a vampire (in more ways than one).  He told me that [...]

Taking it Like a Man

Yep, that’s what I’m going to do.  No sticky needles for me… no anesthesia running through my veins.  No thank you.  What’s in my veins stays in my veins, and I don’t need anything else in there but the nice flow of well oxygenated blood thank you.
I will snort some sweet air.  That’s not gay, [...]

Let it Rain!

Why not?  The pool’s open.  It’s been power vacuumed, super shocked, algaecided, scrubed, brushed, chlorinated, and all that’s left is to jump right in.  It’s usually right about now that Mother Nature cues the rain showers, and ushers in a cold front.
But that won’t stop our intrepid swimmers, will it?  Darned right it will.  The [...]

Pain

Why do teeth hurt so much when they hurt? Or, I guess more technically correct would be to ask why do the nerves hurt so much when they’re aggravated? Honestly, I don’t know and I don’t care. But, I would like the pain to go away soon.
Perhaps I should have been a [...]