Totally Pathetic

Yep, that’s what I am.  You would think a day at the water park at worst I would have pruney fingertips.  So, why are my legs aching like I just ran two marathons (notice how I didn’t say “one”, eh?).
Thankfully I just totally love the smell of Ben-Gay.  Whoever was the brainiac at that company [...]

It’s Not Ok…

***  WARNING!  This post is NOT for the faint of heart  ***

***  WARNING!  This post is NOT for the faint of heart  ***

***  WARNING!  This post is NOT for the faint of heart  ***

I have to trust that if you’ve read this far you’ve been duly notified of the upcoming nature of this post, and [...]

What a Day for a Daydream…

Considering all the sleeping I’ve been doing for the past 48 hours I guess they’re technically not day dreams… though some came during the day for sure.  But, do day dreams only occur when one is awake?  Or, can one day dream in one’s sleep assuming one is sleeping during the day?
If I spent more [...]

What Are Sinuses For?

And why isn’t the plural of Sinus, Sinusii?
Seriously, what do your sinuses do?  Besides becoming infected and giving you headaches?  Why can’t they, and shouldn’t they, be classified like tonsils?  USELESS!  In fact sinuses can just get in the way.  Not only am I suffering from self-diagnosed sinusitis right now, but I will also have [...]

Pain

Why do teeth hurt so much when they hurt? Or, I guess more technically correct would be to ask why do the nerves hurt so much when they’re aggravated? Honestly, I don’t know and I don’t care. But, I would like the pain to go away soon.
Perhaps I should have been a [...]

What a Difference a Day Makes

Yesterday I thought I would never see the light outside the bathroom.  I woke up this morning and it truly was the dawning on a new day.  I just can NOT believe how much better I feel today than I did yesterday.  And, I didn’t even take any Benedryl.
It must have been some kind of [...]

I’m Up! I’m About!!

There’s no keeping a good Squirrel down.  Woke up feeling leagues better today… Sadly the same cannot be said for Chris.  I was actually able to keep some pancakes and sausage down… I stopped at McD’s for breakfast after dropping Matthew off at school, and after filling up my gas tank.  Surprising even myself that [...]

The Mighty Squirrel is Down for the Count…

BAM!  A kick to the stomach!  OOF!! A chop to the ribs.   KAPOWEE!!  A double blow to the head.  Our mighty Squirrel is down.  And it doesn’t look like he’s getting up any time soon.  On a day were his closest friend was the toilet bowl seat and his trusty blanket, pillow, and ice pack, [...]

Enough With the Sickness Already!

I’m mad as heck and I’m not going to take it anymore (like I really have a choice).  Came down again today with swollen glands.  Everywhere you go, everyone you see, is like me.  SICK SICK SICK!!!
Isn’t it spring already?  Shouldn’t we just be suffering from allergies and not leftover winter maladies?
I took two Benedryl.  [...]